Am I too sexy for my shirt dress up in the sky?
How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?
Quantum mechanics?
Do they charge for overtime?
So what’s your hourly rate?
Don’t you think $E^2 = (pc)^2 + (m_0c^2)^2 an hour is reasonable?
Do you have change for a five?
Why, do you have a plumbing problem?
Could you maybe just clean my pipes?
Aren’t those things yourself-cleaning?
Doesn’t cleaning staff cost less in Bangkok?
Service with a smile?
Of course, but you do know that’s extra, right?
Is it tax deductible?
Wouldn’t one expect some sort of loophole?
If I used a wormhole, could I avoid owing taxes for 10,000 years?
You mean in THIS universe, or the one you’d be going to?
Is this onea hopeless case?
Do you consider burpo hypermagical ultraomnipotence?
WTH?
That’s very sweet, but WTH?