What’s this all to do with the West Tallahassee Hamptons?
I thought it was the waist-to-hip circumference ratio? 
Doesn’t anyone see the obvious angle of the bridge to his nose?
That would be Captain Kirk’s nose then?
Who knows… what evil… lurks… in the hearts… of men?
I nose, but do you think I’d tell?
How does your dog smell with no nose?
Met up with a skunk?
Didn’t Hitler tell that joke once?
Wow, is burpo older than I thought?
Is that in mutt years?
Or a sad tail?
In code, would that B “How is everyone?”?
Careful, ya wanna get BANNED?
Doesn’t the $50 SDMB insurance policy protected me from that?
Well, doesn’t that beat the banned?
What are you wearing?
Can you use your imagination?
Can I borrow yours?
Can you imagine that?