Don’t you think he has better papers than that?
SHE of the no Y chromosomes has superior papers AND a cute little toy, OK?
Did burpo piddle on the papers again?
Who’s got the shock collar?
But isn’t that where he’s supposed to do his business?
Your “cute little toy” was really one of those cheap-jack temporary tattoos, wasn’t it?
Do you really want to get me started on the despicable deterioration of Cracker Jack toys?
Why the hell not?
That’s a rather dangerous life motto, innit?
It’s better than ‘fuckit’, innit?
How sad is it that it takes Kat too long to smile after a fuck?
Is it sad to be stunned senseless from the experience? 
Prof, as Babu says, “You bad man. You very bad man”.
I’ll get right on that, OK?
You mean get off, don’t you?
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to?
Aren’t guys just the funniest creatures?
Feeling outnumbered? Outgunned? Outfunnied?
Outfunnied? Don’t you realize I have a handicap here of 400?
Does that explain your limp?
That reminds me, have you seen my cane?