Canes? So now you’re into S&M?
You haven’t heard about my fishnet and whips, have you?
Are we in for a night of Kat Skratch Fever?
Did you know that’s also known as Teeny’s Disease?
Better that than ebola, innit?
Ah, but is it better than a kick in the head?
Is a kick in the head worth two in the crotch?
Did you know the origin of crotch is crutch, meaning a small stick to assist in…er, walking?
“Small” stick? As compared to what, General Sherman?
A ten-foot pole?
You mean “Stretch” Kowalski?
Didn’t you mean Jakub Kusmieruk? (those d@mn typos, hmm)
Isn’t he the grandfather of Jane Kaczmarek, aka Lois from Malcolm in the Middle?
What do I look like, IMDb.com?
I don’t know…what’s under that robe?
Wouldn’t that be Anduril?
Aren’t those for headaches?
Should I refer to your headaches as your-graines instead of my-graines?
Doesn’t that go against the grain?
Rye do you rant to know?