Where I can buy my ticket?
Who’s buying me a cute, stylish space suit?
An hour later, I’m guessing… nobody?
Did I hear, with my superior canine hearing, a Triple-Dog-Dare?
Do you hear in quadrophonic?
Wouldn’t that make it a Quadruple-Dog-Dare? Is there such a thing?
Didn’t you read in the papers, how Stanley Phartuccio invented the Quintuple-Dog-Dare last year?
Are we all pitching in and buying a Raquel-Welch-in-Fantastic-Voyage-type space suit for You-Know-Who?
Who knows what ‘you’ is supposed to know?
Who guessed I’d like it in red?
Wasn’t that a given?
Isn’t that an ape found in tropical and subtropical rainforests?
Did your elephant tell you that?
How do you know it wasn’t the monkey on my back?
Oh, cool - are you going to grind your organ and make it dance?
Don’t you know that when it dances, ladies sing?
Tiny Dancer?
Would you believe more like Prancer?
You mean you look like THIS?
Wow, I had a completely different picture of you in my head
Is that what a buck in drag looks like?