Ah, but does it drag in the bucks?
Howzabout these reinbeers?
Thisis more iconic, don’t you think?
Do you know that resembles some old friends in Texas?
I keep forgetting you’re a closet Texan, <superfluous ? to stay legal>
Do you remember the Alamo?
You mean that little fort in the middle of a huge shopping center? 
Could God make a shopping mall so big that he couldn’t shop at every store in a single day?
Isn’t it true that once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall?
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What if it’s a mini-mall?
Where they sell to mini people?
In Europe, do little people still kiss you on both cheeks?
At the buss stop?
Isn’t it called a lorry?
Is the Texas dog attempting to pass as British?
Do you want to be given the boot?
Would you like the Texas dog to pass something else?
Should I answer, “Shit, NO”?
A-Wooooooo! Do you see the hooters on Hewitt?