[Wheeze.] What was that?
Did you miss the Mayan Apocalypse yet AGAIN?
Is the Apocalypse Now?
Wasn’t the prophet Elijah supposed to come first?
What does Mrs. Prophet Elijah have to say about that?
Who’s had three cups of coffee AND their Wheaties this morning?
Am I weird because I can’t stand coffee?
What does coffee have to do with it?
Am I hearing Tina Turner?
Do you really expect us to know?
Are you still turning 50? Are are you now turning 51? :eek:
Speaking of old age, could anyone possibly have nicer-looking legs than Tina Turner, even at age sixty?
Isn’t Tina Turner 75? :eek:
And aren’t Tina and those fabulous legs now citizens of Switzerland?
Does that mean she’ll be on the front lines when Switzerland invades Germany?
Will they need my help (I speak fluent Swiss)?
If they hiss and piss, will the Swiss miss make 'em kiss?
Is this story about hot chocolate or golden showers?
For golden showers don’t you need St. Pauli Girl?
Sure would be better than Sam Adams, wouldn’t it? :eek: