Isn’t he dead?
Yes, but he still likes to party, doesn’t he?
You mean buddha_david?
He died? Did he leave any cookies?
You mean on my computer?
Did you know it’s true, that one time I died and was instantly reincarnated as exactly the same person at exactly the same age?
And then you woke up wondering if you were coming or going?
Or did you sit and spin?
Don’t you remember what happened to Sleeping Beauty when she tried to sit and spin?
Doesn’t that just go to show what happens with an innocent maiden meets a stiff prick?
So the 36-year-long wheezin’ loverboy calls call a kiss a “stiff prick”? 
No kissing involved: don’t you recall she pricked her finger on the needle of the spinning wheel?
Wasn’t that the one with the weave…Rapunzel?
Didn’t she spin straw into gold?
Was she in her element?
You mean Einsteinium?
A, U, keep on topic, dig?
Did H.G. Wells ever feel mercurial?
Was P. B. Shelley lead to write his verse?
Why was the 44th POTUS named after tungsten?