Inspect your points, ma’am?
Regular or diesel?
Supercharged. Oh, wait this isn’t the alphabet game. Make that “Supercharged?”
Can I overhaul your rear-end?
Is there junk in the trunk?
Can you dance with your monkey pants on?
Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
Don’t you need to be skyclad for that?
Yes, you do - is that a problem for you?
No problem for me, but [checks mirror] wouldn’t me appearing naked in front of others be a crime against humanity?
Well, do you own a top hat?
Would a dog-eared fedora work?
What if I had a hat that said “Lion Tamer” in great big neon letters?
Is it blue like my “Accountant to Aardvarks” t-shirt?
Or pink like my daughter’s “Hello Kitty” fanny pack?
Perhaps it’s black, like the color of my true love’s hair?
Or grey, like the colour of your love’s true hair?
Or plaid, like the colour of your true love’s kilt?
Sheep CAN hear zippers, right?
Is that a, uh, blue ribbon you have tied there?