And how did you get your sheep to wear fishnets?
Do electric sheep dream of androids in silk stockings?
Have I won first prize?
Are you ready to haul your big prize sheep home?
Is that the capital ewe?
Are you perhaps a lower-case Scot?
MacMiniscule?
O’Shorty?
Brevis Brevissen?
Angus MacEensyweensy?
Sean MacMicrodot?
Is he a Brainfart? Er, sorry, Braveheart?
Are you talking about a myocardial in-fart-tion?
Is he preparing air biscuits?
[only on the internet could you find 150 Different Ways to Describe a Fart]
Is this the start of the art of the fart?
Did you catch wind of the situation?
Did you ever hear Donovan sing “Catch The Wind”?
Was that the smell Lynyrd Skynyrd sang about?
Free Burp?
Didn’t we agree he would stay tied to the radiator?