Because the Tide is turning?
I can’t hear you, can you turn up the Gain?
Do all your bubbles seem so far away, like the Beatles sang?
Are your whites whiter, your blues bluer, and are you Springtime Fresh?
Do you have a little Fairy in your home?
What exactly do they serve at Fairy Queen, anyway?
Does it come with sprinkles?
What is something M&Ms can do that men can’t?
What are these strange lumps in my Blizzard?
Are you seeing a doctor for that?
Don’t you mean a veterinarian?
Have you had your distemper shot?
Why do that? Was her distemper rabid?
Don’tcha know even her very hydro was phobia?
Do hydras ever fear their other heads?
Isn’t that a capital question?
Do you mean like Washington or like the punishment?
Did someone say punishment?
Whom are we punishing?
Masochists, by ignoring them?