Questions Only

Did anyone else hear an echo in here?

Did anyone else hear an echo in here? Did anyone else hear an echo in here?

Was that a duck?

If all the ducks in China jumped off a chair at once, would it make the sound of one hand clapping?

Or do Mandarin Mallards mimic manual messages?

Do geese group gregariously in Ghana?

Will Washingtonian waterfowl willfully wander in the White House?

Is this line of questioning not all it’s quacked up to be?

But does it resonate? does it resound? does it echo?

Eh?

Meh?

Replacement hearing-aid batteries, anyone?

Oh, yeah?

Excuse me?

Is there an excuse for you?

Huh? What did you say? Huh?

Are we shouting out the questions now!?!

Are you all mocking me because I’m old and hard of hearing?

*Feel *the love?

Huh? Did you say something? Cat got your tongue?