We’re all glued to your post count! Two more to go! Are you excited?
Is it time to watch the odometer roll over?
20,000 posts in 18 months: would this have been even possible without the help of my game-threading friends?
20,009 posts in 18 months and 15 minutes?
I had a “clean up on aisle six” situation involving the cat and the sugar bowl, or I’d have been here to see your 20K. CONGRATULATIONS!! Oh, and ? (to keep this legal)
Are you going to unchain Mrs. Pepperwinkle from the computer, now? 
Whoo hoo: 20,000 posts! Are you due for a new keyboard, or mouse rotation?
I’ve been through three mice, but why on earth why I unchain Madame P.?
Instead of congratulations*, who would join me in saying THANK YOU, Prof. P, for doing MUCH MORE than your share in keeping us entertained, (slightly) out of trouble, and (possibly) helping us be less ignorant?
*After all, he didn’t win any money, a new car, or a HOT STRIPPER WIFE, did he?
Aren’t post-parties against the rules? :dubious:
(And just in case Sam & Elendil didn’t get the reference: My Misunderstanding.)
Since we’re not in the “Twenty Grand Club”, how do we know that the Professor DIDN’T win all those prizes?
Well, I haven’t seen any money come in, and the car’s in the shop, and with Madame P.'s health, she hasn’t been able to do a striptease for me in a couple of years, but I’m on the SDMB, so am I not still a winner?
May I proclaim loudly, “Yes, dear Professor, you are absolutely a winner!”?
Are you going to put on the Official Cheerleading Outfit?
Where is that outfit now?
24 hours later? Is there anything like a worn out cheerleading outfit to kill the queries?
You think he’s still searching for the outfit?
Or is he raising the hem of the skirt yet another 4 inches?
Brain bleach, please?
Did thee not know that he who asketh for the brain bleach must weareth the skirt?