You’ve never seen my legs, have you?
What about the time they were going at warp speed - does that count?
Where are we now: Leave It To Femur?
Make no bones about it, are we still showing you the love?
Are these boney jokes meant to be humerus, ulna’t?
Ulna’t? Isn’t that stretching it a little?
We don’t ALL speak Urdu, you know
Are you trying to stirrup trouble?
Or are you trying to spur us on?
Or I’m trying to move some lazy asses? (all in jest, of course)
Didn’t Jesus move an lazy ass?
Did Jesus covet Mary Magdalene’s ass?
Was she ass-tounded?
Did she bray for forgiveness?
Wasn’t Jesus her illegal-immigrant gardener, or am I confusing my stories?
Have you been watching Cinemax after midnight again?
What took you so long to respond?
Sometimes you feel like asking questions, and sometimes you don’t, or maybe we were kidnapped by Canadians?
You Blame Canada, are you from South Park?
Do they have cute Mounties there?
Do you want to be mounted by a cutie?