Questions Only

What does Interrupting Buddha say?

I’d rather be Zoroaster?

Don’t you mean Zarathu [MU!} stra?

Did Zarathu put a big Z on Buddha HaHa’s butt, too?

Is that where my birthmark came from?

You mean it wasn’t on you when you were born?

It was, but it was originally shaped like a “W” – any clue what that means?

Wise ass?

Zorro couldn’t spell?

Did you know zorro is Spanish for “fox”?

Did you know that there was a recent President of Mexico named Fox, so that if he’d taken the Spanish version of his name, he’d have been President Zorro?

Was he Crazy like a Zorro?

What do you think of a past-president who says: “Legalization of not just marijuana, but all drugs, is the right thing to do.”?

Was he the one who didn’t inhale or the one who claimed not to be a crook?

Didn’t he claim not to have had sexual relations with that woman?

Didn’t you guys realize I was still talking about Vincente Fox?

Oh, that’s who this is about? Not Samantha Fox?

Does it matter who it is as long as it isn’t Fox News?

Did the fox get into your henhouse again?

Ain’t there nobody in here 'xcept us chickens?