Shhh, we’re hiding. We don’t want to clutter the Game Room now, do we?
HEY! What’s new?
Is the Cloaking device active?
What happened to the Cone of Silence?
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Hey, are those real questions?
Um, hey, how 'bout that Tiger Wood?
GOLF, I’m talkin’ GOLF here
Why, has he gotten into the rough with his putter again?
Was I surprised you used “rough” instead of “bush”? Do rhetorical questions count here?
Is “bush” a golfing term?
Does a golf clap count as a weapon of mass distraction?
Isn’t golf clap what afflicted Tiger Woods.
EDIT: ?
Is this some secret code
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EDIT: ?
What’s all this claptrap?
Doesn’t it mean the TIDE is reversing?
Or has your DIET been scrambled?
Or does it mean you’re TIED in knots?
So I’m left with EDIT? Do I have to edit out all the claptrap?
Aren’t you the DEITy of claptrap editing?