Is that a trick question?
Aren’t they all?
Including this one?
Is that a zen koan?
May I have a chocolate one, please?
How about if I cover myself in chocolate?
Can I throw miniature marshmallows at you?
Please sir, may I have s’mores?
Do you know how to start a fire by rubbing two boy scouts together?
Does it involve a coffee can and a blow torch?
How exactly did Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, and Marilyn Monroe start the fire?
Don’t you know it’s always been burning since the wheel’s been turning?
Are we going to start the fire?
Is it burnin’ like a fever?
Are you too hot to handle?
Ssssssst?
Meow?
Purr?
Catnip?
Kitty crack?