Did you know if you cross a chick with an alley cat you get a peeping tom?
Did you know you can’t cross a pig and an elephant, according to that song by Loverboy?
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
A paper bag?
Don’tcha know it’s a six-pack?
Didn’t Willie say “Oh I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few”?
Isn’t he the man that looks like Heidi?
How’d that lightning strike feel?
Are you saying YOU pulled that down from Valhalla?
I thought lightning came from Olympus?
Are you mildly surprised or thunderstruck?
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah?
Would you cover your nose and mouth, please?
Choo gonna make me?
Hey, you’re married, aren’t ya?
Can we join her harem?
Can we find a better term?
What? There’s a term limit on male concubines?
That wasn’t what I meant, but you DO know the answer to that, yes?
Will everyone fit in the closet?