Ever heard about the ant queen and the drone who wanted to get married in secret, so the ants eloped?
But then didn’t it begin to rain, dear, and they both drowned?
Would anyone really caribou that?
Have you seen an anatomically-correct “Deer Crossing” sign?
Would you take a buck to cover it up?
Didn’t anyone tell you your money’s no good here?
You mean Donald Duck isn’t on the ten-dollar bill?
Isn’t the bill on Donald Duck?
Didn’t Donald Duck start out as a doctor, but quit his practice when everyone discovered he’s a quack?
So the AMA chucked the duck?
Is it okay to be shot out of the sky?
Buck shot, deer shot, or slap shot?
GAME shot?
Doesn’t that replace more than two letters?
Why does GAME keep coming and going?
Isn’t it a sign of the upcoming Mayan Apocalypse?
Dunno, do you read Q’eqchi’?
Wouldn’t you rather read Quenya?
Wasn’t the Voynich manuscript written in Sindarin?
No, but wouldn’t it be great if it were?