Wait a minute; there are Mayan Elves?
Aren’t you one?
You must be, since it has been reported that you’re not a real human. :eek:
Shouldn’t those elves be mayan-ding the business of building Christmas toys?
Is that an Alabama accent I hear?
With a banjo on his knee?
Is that Hellman’s Mayan-knees?
Could you Mayan your own business?
Don’t you know it’s hard work diggin’ down here in the coal mayan?
Can’t you wait until my Inca is dry to respond?
Does it put the mess in Mesoamerican?
Does it put the you-know-what and the you-know-what in Lake Titicaca?
What’s all the fuss I’ve been hearing about Mayan alpaca lips? Did their animals have some sort of mouth disease?
Where can you find a good alpaca oral surgeon these days, anyway?
Are you aware that llamas have long banana-shaped ears while alpacas have shorter spear-shaped ears, with llamas weighing twice as much as alpacas?
Are you the Dalai Llama?
Is yo mama a llama?
Should I say chamois on you?
Did you know, a one-L lama is a holy man, a two-L llama is a South American pack animal, and a three-L lllama is one heckuva big fire?
Do you know I’ll bet you a silk pajama you’re wrong?
Are you Viet Cong?