Do you know how to set up a joke, or what?
What?
Can’t you see he’s calling the peasants a revolting bunch?
(but…but…I thought WE were the low-content ghetto peasants) 
Since the peasants accuse us of this, how 'bout we spend the next several posts counting to one million?
Don’t we already have a thread for that?
Are you saying we should change ours to “count the toes of everyone in the world, single digits at a time”?
Isn’t that the sort of thing that will shut us down?
Now, now Professor. Don’t you recognize when I’m pokin’ fun?
Which little piggy had roast beef, which little piggy had Caesar salad, and which little piggy had gluten-free breadsticks?
Wouldn’t that be Porky Pig, Miss Piggy and Babe?
Someone’s sticking their feet into their food?
Toe-fu?
Hot cross bunions?
Sole food?
You’re quite in step with this, aren’t you?
Did I put my foot in my mouth again?
Why, oh, why must you be such a heel?
Should we move up to cankles?
Isn’t she the bee’s knees?
Slow down - don’t you realize I haven’t had my full dose of calf yet this morning?