Yeah, no fair; don’t you realize you have a leg up on the rest of us?
It’s been 11 hours since I was let outside, you know?
Should I call PETA, Sara Maclachlan or the ASPCA?
Wouldn’t Merry Maids be a better choice?
Or an escort service?
Do you think Sara Maclachlan would scratch me under the chin?
Do you have an itch somewhere?
Need you ask?
What happens if we don’t?
Do you “scratch” a lot?
Aren’t lottery cards for suckers?
So we’re talking oral now?
Hasn’t Mr. Roberts already gone to that great congregation in the sky?
Isn’t his son still driving around in California?
Is he still laying hands on fallen women?
Are we talking prostrate or prostitute here?
What does his prostate have to do with it?
Wouldn’t the fact that his father left no will factor into this situation?
Oh, is aboulia hereditary?
Did the father have the akinetic mutism (extreme form) of aboulia?