What is with you people, making me look stuff up so early in the morning? And by the way, isn’t “disorder of diminished motivation (DDM)” just a fancy phrase for procrastination?
Is that similar to an acute case of immediate postprandial upper-abdominal distention?
Would it be OK if I answered that tomorrow… or maybe the day after?
Well, could you answer it yesterday instead?
Wouldn’t that cause a dangerous paradox implosion?
Isn’t a paradox two piers by the sea?
Is a triplex a guy who’s been divorced 3 times?
Do you think he’d have been divorced at all if he’d used Fourex condoms?
So then what’s Durex?
Half as rubbery?
What’s Durex? Isn’t T-Rex due honors as the most popular of all dinosaurs?
With those arms?
Divorced dinosaurs using condoms? What are you fellas drinking in here?
Who’s the skirt?
Don’t you know there’s nothin’ like a dame?
Ira Levin had something to say about that, huh?
You’re QQQQuite the gentleman, aren’t you?
Are you cold?
Do you know, I think she might be hot under the collar?
Haven’t you seen my custom air-conditioned 24-carat gold collar with the computer chip that sings OMMMM all day?