Could you hum a few bars?
Can you put your lips together and blow?
Would you like reveille, retreat or taps?
Why not a mash-up of all three?
Won’t that make me wonder whether I’m waking up, walking away, or winding down?
Would a kazoo-version of “Walk This Way” be less confusing?
How do I walk like a kazoo?
Do you practice a lot?
Walking or kazooing?
Why not both?
Would you like to hear my toot-toot-splat tune?
Could we save that for after dinner, please?
Who said you were getting dinner?
Oh, it’s come to THIS, huh?
So, skipping dinner and staying for breakfast then?
2,300 miles is kinda far for “walkies,” wouldn’t you say?
If a couple o’ nerdy Scots singers can walk 500 miles, who knows how far a Texan mutt would go?
I guess a “wonder mutt” is supposed to fly, right?
Why bother flying when you can instantly teleport?
Before you teleport, shouldn’t you deflea yourself? Help me…help meeee…