Broke the rules?
Didn’t get any Wheaties this morning, didn’t you?
Wouldn’t it be Rice Krispies in that part of the world?
Doncha know Charlie’s idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat?
Is “little rat meat” Thai slang for “woman”?
Can I plead the fifth?
Is the Fifth Amendment prejudiced against people who can only count to four?
Can I drink the Fifth?
What if there were only six ways to leave your lover?
Would that increase the number of ways you can love your lever?
^ How long have you been waiting to use that? 
Off hand he’ll probably say “since yesterday?”
More to the point, how long have you been waiting to hear it? 
Why, does she hang on his every word?
Wait a minute…Burpo’s a she? :eek:
Or does he just like to feel pretty?
Is it okay with you if he sings “I Feel Pretty”?
WTF are you people talking about?
I don’t think those are the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty”, or do you have your own version?
Doesn’t everyone have their own version?