Isn’t there only one version?
Isn’t there always two sides to a coin?
Doesn’t a coin have three sides, if you count the edge as a side?
So by that logic, I only need to throw one coin in the fountain?
What would Jean Negulesco think about that?
Jean who?
Didn’t she direct Madonna’s first video?
Was that a sex tape?
Is there any doubt?
Or is sex tape that stuff you wrap around hamsters?
Wouldn’t Wrap Around Hamsters be a great name for a rock band?
Would you put them in those acrylic balls?
How else would they get to their gigs?
Don’t you mean gags?
Did you know a gig in Thai, pronounced more like “gick,” is slang for “fuck-buddy”?
Is that why guys kept hitting on me there whenever I got the hiccups?
OTOH, what do you suppose “hic” means in Thailand?
Are you waiting for me to tell you?
Does my breath look bated?
Is it cold enough yet to see your breath?