How much of that is oolong?
How much would that sell for?
Does anyone have Earl Grey on speed dial?
You really think I could afford a phone call to China?
Can’t you just Skype?
Why is a Skype call like a straw hat?
I’d rather take a slow boat to China, wouldn’t you?
hahaha 
Because it’s up in the air?
Shakes fist at CheshireKat!
You don’t know the answer is, Because it isn’t felt?
So it’s the same answer as that to “Why is a Skype call like a Catholic nun?”?
Can someone explain to me Why a fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly?
Lack of feathers?
A fly had no middle digit?
And what if my fly covers a big digit?
What if your mind NEVER left the gutter? Huh? What then? Gutter balls?
“Gutter balls” – is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Gutter like with the roof? Can you think of even a shingle pun?
If he isn’t gable to come up with one, perhaps it’s because it’s too slate, and he’s mortar’d than usual, and we should wait tile he’s got it nailed?
I guess that about covers them all, don’t it?
Can’t you selvage one more pun, or eaven two?