Isn’t this whole punning on the roof thing a little infan-tile? Although, if the soffits,wear it right?
Can you provide proof for that statement?
Doesn’t that question mansard for itself?
What do you think a folksy actor like Chimney Stewart would say about that?
Wasn’t he a man who knew soot from Shinola?
Wax you ashin’ that for? (having an early drink or two here)
Have you ever thought you had the flue, but it turned out it was shingles?
Are we getting down to the hearth of the matter?
Who are you, Don Henley?
Is that what we get for airing our Dirty Laundry?
All I want to do is dance, OK?
Do they allow dancing down at the Sunset Grill?
Wait, is this the end of innocence?
Is a witchy woman ever really innocent?
Did you see how high she flies?
You wouldn’t be looking up that witch’s skirt now, would you?
once again, the Devil made me type this
Isn’t that skirting the real issue?
Don’t she have a party to go to?
Is it her party, and she’ll cry if she wants to?
Is it a dead man’s party, where you leave your body at the door?