Should he go back and read the entire thread?
Aren’t you supposed to do that every time, before you post?
Don’t you know I certainly do?
But cannot we be forgiven our erring ways as it is only a week until glad Christmas cometh again?
Yes, can all the naughty go away and Santa only remember that I hugged the cat today?
Kat molests cats?
Kat kadores cats. Can you say “spoiled rotten”?
Spoiled rotten, eh? Is that like some feline version of surströmming?
Did you know there’s a new cat café near our place, where you can play with the kitties?
So, do you get cat hair in your coffee, or do they only sell saucers of milk to go on the floor?
Would that be a Pussy Pousse-café?
Anyone remember Super NEScafe?
Could I get some whipped cream and nutmeg on mine?
Do people go to that cat cafe for special mewments?
Or are they hoping a mews will inspire them?
Are you kitten me?
Are you feline all right?
Would you kiss my meowie and make it better?
Are we talking Pussy Galore?
Is your word your Bond?