You’re a doctor, no?
Has anyone seen the spy who (looked like Keira Knightley and) loved me?
Was she raking the moon?
Are you the Man with a Golden Pun?
Did Goldfinger thunderball Octopussy?
Don’t it make her golden eye blue?
Aren’t ALL the Bond Girls sent here from Russia, with love?
Do the Ukraine girls nearly knock you out?
Is Georgia always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind?
Don’t you know they make me feel like I’m in a Kiev-in?
Is Chicken Kiev radioactive?
Only if cooked by Cher - no bull, am I right?
Maybe not a bull, but mos’ cow, don’tcha know?
In Soviet Russia, did you know illegal use of puns puts you in Vladivostockade?
Hey Yorgi, can you say three words?
If your Yeltsin Ford is in the shop, could I borrow your Gorba-Chevy?
Does your girl still think you’re Russian even if you insist you’re taking your time?
Didja know that last night when we arrived home from last minute shopping, we were hungry, and soviet?
Were you seeing red?
Does that sound like bolshoi to you?