Someone who is very bad with puns?
GRAB HIM. HE HAS MONEY! Oh, and ?
Is that really a question, whether or not it’s asked on Christmas (or Boxing Day, for that matter)?
Shall we all sing “Christmas is gone-za, let’s all have Kwanzaa”?
Is it time to take down my Festivus pole?
Is F-e-s-t-i-v-u-s how you spell s-t-r-i-p-p-e-r on your planet?
Yes. Is there s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g wrong with that?
Is there some way to put “absolutely not” in a question?
Are we the only two in here? takes half the cookies
Are you really going there, thief?
(Gimmee some of them cookies!)
Did you not notice I LEFT HALF THE COOKIES FOR YOU!?
You mean the half of each cookie you didn’t bite off?
Would you prefer that I had eaten every last crumb?
Where did all the cookies go???
Are those cookie crumbs on the mutt’s mug?
How come my sister’s cookies don’t taste as good as moms if it’s the same recipe?
Do you mean “moms,” or “Mom’s”?
Does proper grammar count on the test?
That depends…are you sharing those cookies your sister made? 
Will I be held accountable for gastrointestinal distress that may arise from consumption of the cookies in question?