Doesn’t your Grammer make good cookies?
But can she conjugate your verbs?
Did you know it’s legal in my state to buy cookies cooked with herbs?
You mean like Colonel Sanders’ chicken?
Or herbal brownies?
Did you know I once got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie?
Scout’s honor?
Do we need to scout for honor?
Was it a spread-Eagle scout?
What is the spread on the Eagles game?
Are The Eagles playing The Bangles?
(My money’s on Susanna Hoffs!)
Wanna take that to the [SPORTS] forum?
Wherever would THAT be?
In the dreams of hopeful sports fans?
You live to poke the bear, huh?
Isn’t everyone enjoying poking the Bears this season?
Don’t they say you should let sleeping bears lie?
What should one do when they can barely lie still long enough to fall asleep?
Shoot up some heroin?
Down some shots?