Who is Stu and how did he get in the story?
Didn’t you insert him?
So it’s “Sir Stu” now?
Did you curtsy when you said that?
Did you know that “Sir Stu” is an anagram for “russit”?
Is tru, S?
Did you know my name is an anagram for “mass aim”?
Or miasmas? phew, must be elephant dung on his shoes
“Miasmas” - isn’t that the Zoroastrian version of Christmas?
Or a rectal disorder?
There’s just nothing like uplifting word-play, is there?
Except for sex you mean?
Did someone call a Heavenly Angel to bring purity to this thread?
Why, do you know one?
Yes, she’s in my closet. Would you like me to unchain her?
Why would you confess to having a woman chained up in your closet?
Is it Shakira?
Does wearing a helmet and flak vest make modern bull riders panzies?
Would you rather ride a panther or a panzer?
Aren’t panthers an endangered species?