Didn’t Thuthan thay her panther too tight after the holidayth?
How long have those front teeth been missing?
How do you know that’s not Daffy Duck?
Uh… wanna buy a duck?
Who thaid the duck wath for thale?
Were you a naughty girl this year, and that’th why you didn’t get your two front teeth?
Aren’t you being generous by saying “this” year, as if there’s only been one? 
Is 365 days an acceptable time frame for determining a true baseline of permitted activities?
What, all in the same year?
Is that like, “OPEN 24 HOURS…but not in a row”?
(Thank you, Steven Wright)
Aren’t we okay as long as it’s not 8 days a week?
So you’re asking for a vote on an eight day work week?
Couldn’t we agree on an eight day week-end instead?
“What is a week-end?”
(Quoting the Dowager Countess of Grantham)
Why is it called the weekend when one day’s a week-ender and the second day’s a week-beginner?
Because we’re always dead certain it ended, but it’s anyone’s guess if the next one will begin?
waits for the mutt to start singing “Tomorrow!”
That seems a reasonable theory, doesn’t it?
Well then if you where flying down the middle of the street in your canoe and all four wheels fell off how many pancakes would it take to cover a doghouse?
Buckwheat pancakes or Silver dollar?
Chihuahua or Great Dane doghouse?