Wait, that was cross-stitch and not cross-dress, right?
How To Tiddle Your Wink?
How about full contact frisbee golf?
Can you remember the last time you had full contact with a frisbee?
In my former life as a dog, yes - does that count?
What cur could EVER believe you were a bitch?
Who you callin’ a cur?
Oh boy, a dog fight! Who has some mud?
Dammit! Where’s my bi-plane?
You’re buying a plane?
Shoudn’t he tri a plane first?
Who says he hasn’t?
What, a menage a trois for the Mile High club?
If it’s a mutt, wouldn’t that be a mange a trois?
Is a certain Kat lookin’ to get strafed?
Shouldn’t you be looking for some ointment? 
Just what did you have in mind?
Can y’all see me wagging my tail?
What options do I have for removing some of the recent visions in my head of mangy curs and a waggy EH?
Wanna swig o’ brain bleach?