Shouldn’t she consult the CIA if she wants to be brainwashed?
What does the Culinary Institute of America have to do with brain washing?
They serve awful beef brains?
Is there such a thing as GOOD beef brains?
Oh, do you REALLY want to be around when beef brains go bad?
Doesn’t Oprah have ENOUGH problems?
Doesn’t Oprah have ENOUGH money?
Are you cut-and-pasting EVERYTHING I’m writing?

Are you cut-and-pasting ANYTHING I’m writing?
Wha’ever happen’d to Orygynalyty?
Didn’t they have that hit song, “Funky See, Funky Do?”
Do you consider peaking at number 95 on Billboard a hit?
How high did your single go?
Does going out with a receptionist at Capitol count?
Could you sing a verse or two before I answer that?
Should we cross that bridge when we come to it?
What the Sam Hill bridge are we crossing now?
Why is the water so troubled?
Are you Simon or Garfunkel?
And is that the 59th Street Bridge?