So Labor Day falls on Mother’s Day this year?
Before you sign that into law, may I leave the planet?
Do you have your own rocketship, or would you like to borrow one of mine?
Do you have one with a negative mass drive?
Don’t you think those get terrible mileage?
Can I have a starship equipped with warp drive instead?
SHOTGUN!
Um, is that all right with y’all?
:: I’m amazed! For the first time here my all-caps sentence actually came out in all caps! ::
Do you want photon torpedoes and phasers with that?
Isn’t torpedo just another name for a sub sandwich?
Okay, you want that on whole wheat or cheese-filled Italian bread?
Aren’t all Italians rather cheesy?
Or is that only the ones from Parma?
Is there a cheese factory in the Cleveland suburbs?
Is that where Cheez-Its come from?
Could you be confusing that with post it’s?
Or post itch?
Have some experience with that, do ya?
Where’s the antihistamine?
You have an itch to scratch?