Would you like to buy a genuine imitation mother of peril inlaid bamboo souvenir back scratcher?
How about diamond-encrusted platinum hubcap covers?
Are they aerodynamically designed for optimal fuel mileage?
Can’t you hear how nicely they whistle?
For keeping you awake when driving across Nebraska?
Can we stop off in Hemingford and see Mother Abigail?
Didn’t she move to Walla Walla?
How many more times is she going to try to move away from that warrant?
What does the band who sang “Cherry Pie” have to do with this?
Wasn’t Abby a big Hair Metal fan?
Abby? Abba? Waterloo talking about?
Are you gonna gimme, gimme, gimme a (wo)man after midnight?
Does your Mamma know?
Do you think she would approve?
Would she take a chance on you?
Don’t you think she would if you were queen of the dance?
put your crown on, Prof
Anybody could be that guy, right?
Could I? Could I?
Don’t you know she needs a man after midnight?
What does she need before midnight?