Would you hold it against me if I said “no, not particularly”?
What is the meaning of life?
If I tell you won’t the Universe be instantly and inextricably replaced with something even more bizarre?
Like Poipet, Cambodia?
Except smaller, and made out of silk and cardboard, dipped in chocolate, and with a Dixieland brass band playing behind it?
Do you think if I asked CheshireKat if she has a beautiful body she’d hold it against me?
Do you think my claws are sharp enough? 
What do you use to sharpen them, anyway?
Sharp enough for what, exactly?
I can dream, can’t I?
Wow, is it mating cats & dogs around here, or what?
Don’t you know total chaos when you see it?
Wouldn’t TOTAL chaos require at least one wombat?
Would you believe SDMB wasn’t notifying me of new posts!?
What? Are they missing a courier wombat, then?
How many wombats should a truly well-equipped Doper have, anyway?
Well, a guide wombat for starters, then a pair of sentinel wombats, then a clown wombat to entertain the sentinels, and, oh, four-to-six perimeter wombats, with the optional underwater team of two or three more, and the luxury of aerial wombats, mutant wombats and cyborg wombats, so, say about thirty?
Uh, you really like wombats, don’t you?
Well, who doesn’t?
Didn’t they make one a Mod around here?