Could you make a good fruitcake if you weren’t one slice short of a loaf?
What on earth made you type good and fruitcake in the same sentence?
Have you never had the wonderful scotch fruitcakes from Europe, Australia or New Zealand?
Scots honor?
Would you give me some Girl Scots cookies instead please?
Did you hear about the boy who was kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie?
Is he the kid who tried to start a fire by rubbing two Girl Scouts together?
Did he get any Brownie points for that?
Would it be fair to say that he had to get some patches?
There isn’t a merit badge for always asking questions, is there?
Would you like to see my collection?
Would you like to come up and see my etchings?
Are you being sketchy?
Are you drawn to Art?
Linkletter or Garfunkel?
No love for Carney?
Did you ever hear of a radio and TV series called The Life of Riley?
Do I get a prize if I did?
What if there’s a tie?
Do you find it interesting that in the show The Life of Riley we have an overweight blue-collar worker with a million get rich schemes (played by William Bendix on the radio, but the first role for Jackie Gleason on TV) who has a best friend/neighbor who is more than a little like Ed Norton, so much so that the creator and producer of Riley sued, but settled out of court?