Is my cloaking device bigger than yours?
Did you forget to put on your reading glasses?
Is it time for a colorful metaphor?
What’s a metaphor?
Isn’t it one less than a metaphive?
Isn’t it to keep cows in?
Aren’t cows always “in,” or is that just my Texas background talking?
Is that because they are often polled?
Isn’t that why in Texas, the men are men and the cows are scared?
If the dogs are dazed in Dallas, what are the hounds of Houston?
Humidified?
For that matter what about the Parrots in Plano?
What about the toucans of Tuscon?
What about the Golden Mallard of Yawannabaya?
Yawannabaya wild duck?
Are they all they’re quacked up to be?
Is this your idea of some kind of Web feat?
Isn’t that a bit of a canard ,Siam?
Is that a shotgun? Should we duck?
Didn’t you mean “LOOK OUT, SAM’S GOT A SHOTGUN! DUCK!!”?