Who goosed her?
So how does one get down off a goose anyway?
Play old Kool & the Gang songs?
Or degoose onto the runway?
Do I have to crane my neck to see?
Are you stork raving mad?
Is this thread gonna be nothing but bird puns from heron out?
Would you rather pun kitchen appliances or Jane Austen novels?
Ah, this is skillet me; Emma really going to have to choose?
Do we get to read Pride & Preju-toaster?
Is that next to the Lazy Lady Susan?
Did you know that when I won a new refrigerator, it was like Amana from Heaven?
Did you know that when you go to Heaven I Maytag along?
Has anyone ever called and asked you if your refrigerator was running?
DO you have Prince Albert in the can?
And I really have to whizz, so how much longer is he going to spend in there?
Would you like us to bring in a Porta Potty?
Wasn’t she Charlie Brown’s girlfriend?
Wasn’t she Marcy’s girlfriend?
Isn’t that a bit of an assumption on Marcy’s life choices?
