Are they really Choices?
Isn’t this just Peanuts?
(When I posted this, peanuts showed up in one of those ads right under the post. Deliberate?)
Does size really matter?
Do you suppose a spammer is Snoop(y)ing around your posts?
Would you prefer Prof. Shermy?
Would stock in peanut companies be a good investment?
Are you nuts?
Would you believe almond life?
Why, am I being a pesto?
Can you get WalNuts at WalMart?
Do you want it in a sack or a pecan?
Will that be paid by check or cashew?
I forget; are you a captain or a kernel?
Weren’t you a member of the French Legume?
Tres Bean, wasn’t everyone at some time?
Who else likes your snap pea answer?
Have you eaten so many Planters products that you peanuts?
I would Kraft you a pithy response, Heinz, but what would emerge?
There are so many posts here, if I went away for a few days, could I ever ketchup?
Wouldn’t you want to get pickled, first?