Don’t you just relish that thought?
Don’t you think you can cut the mustard?
After you have safe sex, would you maybe like a condomint?
Did anyone tell E.H. today is Keira Knightley’s birthday?
Isn’t she over the hill?
Over the hill at 30 - are you crazy?
Don’t you think you should trade her in for a younger model?
We all know EH loves Keira Knightley, the question is: does he also love Tyne Daly?
If that’s true, does he also listen to Tony Orlando & Dawn?
So EH loves Knightley Daly?
You dog, you.
Did I miss naptime?
Isn’t there always time for a Katnap?
And if you had a chocolate bar along with it, would that be a KitKatnap?
Do you need a KitKatnapkin?
Wouldn’t that be in your MessKitKatNapkin?
Or did you leave that at the Kit Kat Club?
What’s new, Pussycat?
Don’t you mean “What’s mew?”
Can you purr for me?
Purrhaps - have you been a good boy?