What is Kat-who-is-a-dame-but-not-Judi-Dench eating? Would you believe half a gourmet lemon curd/white chocolate cupcake?
Well, who has the other half?
Should whoever it is who forgot to go to the last page when she last posted just go ahead and eat the other half?
Do you know what “too late” means?
Is it my turn to grovel?
Oh, would you, please? With stiletto heels on?
Sure - do you think my stiletto heels hat goes with this orange jumpsuit?
Isn’t orange the new black?
Guzzah?
Can you speak English?
Maybe he’s got a bone in his mouth?
So we’re talking oral sex now?
Maybe it’s his toothbrush?
Does 10 years without brushing cause horrible tooth decade?
Where do you get these pearls of wisdom?
Maybe he rides the Crest of the wave?
Would you believe I’ve been to the dentist so many times that I know the drill?
Would you believe I ran into a delivery truck full of toothpaste and Pepsodented my car?
Would you rather have a root canal or a root cellar?
Wouldn’t you rather have a root beer?