If you eat alfalfa sprouts do you have a grass roots movement?
Tuber, or not tuber – is that the question?
Have we gotten to the seed of the problem?
Idaho about that, but could you pass the creamers?
Spud of course, but, do you want fries with that?
If they’re frozen, might they give me cool-tuber-osis?
What does Mr. Birdseye have to say about this?
Why do you assume it’s MISTER Birdseye who runs things?
How could a woman ever be successful in business?
How does this huge potato feel in your mouth? 
Is forced potato feeding an assault, even if justified?
Is she a pomme de terre-orist?
Did you want fries with that?
Are they sweet potato crinkle fries?
Isn’t that your new nickname?
It’s a little long for a nickname, isn’t it, Dogbreath?
Take it for a test toast?
(Cheshire “Sweet potato crinkle fries” Kat. I think I’m on to something, here)
Is that like a test match?
Want me to light it and see what happens?
Ever ram a potato up someone’s exhaust pipe like I did in high school? On their car, I mean?