Science project?
Shall we call it that?
(How can I work “Beverly Hills Cop” into this?)
You mean before things fall off the man?
Don’t you think that’s best?
What would Eddie Murphy do?
Why don’t you ask HIM?
You mean you’re going to ask DONKEY?
How are you doing today?
What’s the word for “I HAVE NO CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES LEFT!”?
Unsatisfied?
Bunnyless?
Bereft?
Lucky?
Pigged-outedness?
Would you believe I only had one little chocolate marshmallow egg yesterday?
Do you really want to hear my answer?
Is “Little” the company name and the egg is 14 inches in diameter?
Why doesn’t anyone believe me?
Would a large, vibrating egg be appropriate for Easter?