Can we do this like Jeopardy!? I mean, the answers have to be in the form of a question so that’s taken care of, but how would we give the clues? Is “This is found on a television network as well as a bird’s butt” the same syntactically as “Is this found on a television network as well as a bird’s butt?”? Is a sentence an interrogative just by virtue of having a question mark at the end of it? Doesn’t a sentence have to have a question formulated by its words as well as having, at the end, a “?”? Can anyone answer this? Or are we just here to question everything? Is there no hope at all of some certainty, some stability, some foundational support upon which we can build?
Dad? Is that you?
Do the teleological ramifications of heuristic interrogations into causal and post-causal metalanguistic tenets warrant pop cultural referents and allusions to “bird butts”, or are you burpo’s dad after all?
Did someone mention hanky-panky?
You mean besides Tommy James and Madonna?
Could Madonna do a decent remake of Crimson and Clover?
What kind of an idjit would even ask that?
Our kind?
And aren’t we the best, most clever idjits ever?
Do you even have to ask?
What was wrong with Joan Jett’s version?
Too much crimson and not enough clover?
How does that clover ditty go?
Could we all sing it over and over?
Do we have to?
May I just sing the first Ahhh and quit please?
What if we made you an honorary Shondell?
Is that line really in the song?
Would you believe you got me on that?
I had copied the video link so you could hear the ahhh
Wouldn’t that be a Home Depot commercial?