Lemme get this straight: burpo got Kat at the Home Depot?
What aisle was I in?
A fellah can f@$^*&# dream, can’t he?
You sure that wasn’t a nightmare?
Ever wake up from a dream, only to realize later that you’re still dreaming?
Ever get that to the fifth iteration?
Is that like hugging the toilet all night?
Isn’t it more like when the toilet hugs you back?
Can we go back to talking about Kate Upton now?
Has Kate Upton ever hugged her toilet?
Wouldn’t my telling you require a violation of the restraining order?
What if Kate Upton reads and posts here and is looking for a smart guy who won’t drool all over her shoes?
Kate Upton reads? What for?
It’s a fair question, innit?
What’s she got against drool?
Do you know what liquids do to fine leather?
LEATHER? As in “leashes”?
Did you forget we were talking about SHOES?
Are we talking “Hush Puppies”?
Do you have any without big hunks of onion in them?