What would Brando do?
Wasn’t he a rebel without a clue?
Was he heading into the great wide open?
Is it true he was considered to play Jabba the Hutt but couldn’t slim down enough?
Did you know, when his family was trying to force him to diet, he sometimes paid neighborhood kids to throw cheeseburgers over the back fence to him?
Did he make them an offer they couldn’t refuse?
Did he buy an island or just get as big as one?
Did you know he roomed at college with Wally Cox until Wally got fed up with dealing with his pet wolverine?
Would you believe I just read about Brando’s life (and soul mate, Cox) for the first time?
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Thanks, Prof…I think*
Would you believe that I believe you?
Would you doubt that I unbelieve you?
Is that a word?
Are you doing it now? Are you?
What might you be implying?
Would someone ply me with liquor, please?
Is that quicker?
Quicker than liquor?
Who’s gonna picker me up afterwards?
Are we gonna bicker about who’s quicker to give Kat liquor which’ll make her sicker, or should we just dicker with the vicar?
Do sex and religion ever mix?